wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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