Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
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and everything in your vomit is probably worth more than your dignity
Am so sick of seeing texts that have to do with vomit -_- .
ForRealsJen?
Raising the bar.
If ur phone was in vomit then howd u send the txt?
The boots was from my foot that I shoved up your ass for eating my cell phone and baseball card. And that isn't dignity, that's my dog. Bastard.
I feel like there must be a misplaced modifier here.
Didn't know dogs knew how 2 text !!!!!
Murphay he prob dropped those things in his vomit. Along with his dignity.
I know! It makes me want to puke! :P
At least you found your dignity. I lost mine a long time ago and I don't have any chance at getting it back.
How did u eat a phone
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