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  • 83 60
    Submitted by eag0127 on Aug 29, 10 at 5:47pm

    and everything in your vomit is probably worth more than your dignity

  • 79 55
    Submitted by JenForReals on Aug 29, 10 at 4:20pm

    Am so sick of seeing texts that have to do with vomit -_- .

    • 62 58
      Submitted by TheWorst on Aug 30, 10 at 1:49pm

      ForRealsJen?

  • 79 59
    Submitted by Imma_Hokie on Aug 29, 10 at 3:26pm

    Raising the bar.

  • 71 46
    Submitted by fgh on Aug 31, 10 at 1:03am

    If ur phone was in vomit then howd u send the txt?

  • 67 56
    Submitted by katzkling on Aug 30, 10 at 5:04pm

    I feel like there must be a misplaced modifier here.

  • 66 57
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 29, 10 at 5:58pm

    The boots was from my foot that I shoved up your ass for eating my cell phone and baseball card. And that isn't dignity, that's my dog. Bastard.

  • 63 67
    Submitted by mdguy301 on Aug 30, 10 at 12:46am

    Murphay he prob dropped those things in his vomit. Along with his dignity.

  • 64 79
    Submitted by CheezeDetector on Aug 29, 10 at 9:47pm

    Didn't know dogs knew how 2 text !!!!!

  • 57 74
    Submitted by BadBabe93 on Aug 29, 10 at 4:44pm

    I know! It makes me want to puke! :P

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 30, 10 at 4:07am

    At least you found your dignity. I lost mine a long time ago and I don't have any chance at getting it back.

  • 50 74
    Submitted by murphay on Aug 29, 10 at 6:56pm

    How did u eat a phone