I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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