At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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