PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I'm both gender and math confused
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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