there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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