You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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