xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
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Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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