Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
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At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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