i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Small penises have feelings too.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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