I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
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You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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