AHhahahah your pregnant! Can't wait till our kids 8 and you have to tell him you discovered you were having him when a condom dropped out of your snatch... And that you were too drunk to remember ever getting laid.
This has happened to me, and at first i thought this mightve been a txt i sent my friend, but the date is wrong. Glad to know its happened to so many other girls, because its just like having the nuvoring when it up there you dont feel it.
11:13, if it truly takes THAT long to get it off, it sounds like those condoms may be too small. my boyfriend has that problem sometimes. but to answer your question, a condom can fall off if it is too big on the guy, or it wasn't put on properly in the first place.
this happened to me once. the guy claimed the condom broke and put another one on. his dick was minuscule. he kept texting me afterward trying to hook up again. ugh. definitely a low point in my life.
im a girl..and im fucking disturbed by this.
i mean, yeah, ive had a condom fall off before inside me, but it was noticed asap and recovered..how fucking loose are you to where that Shit got lost for DAYS??
do not spawn children, we have enough idiots in this world.
There's a chance you don't notice. A condom is much smaller and slimmer that a tampon. I do think it sucks that the guy she slept with didn't mention the fact that he'd lost it inside of her.
I wouldn't be happy. Get a pregnancy test
everyone keeps saying vagina, the person never specifies if it was in the vagina or ass, if it was in the ass, he/she could have just thought they were prairie dogging, and holding it in
i'm waiting for all the nasty skanks who lurk on TFLN to start whining about womans equality and how its perfectly fine for women to do things like this
i'm not gunna defend this girl bc i didn't text my friends like this.. and it wasn't a 'few days' later that i found it.. but this did happen to me once. and for the record it's the asshole guys fault. he's either too small for the condom he had on or just an asshole. i mean how was i supposed to know if it fell off.. i don't lay there looking at his dick to make sure the condom is still on. moral of the story- GUYS stopping being douche bags and at least tell the girl the damn condom fell off.
this has never happened to me, but i think a lot of people on here are overestimating the ability a girl would have to feel the condom in there. if the guy was an ass and didn't tell her, and she wasn't paying attention, she probably wouldn't feel it. and the fact that it took a few days for her body to push it out has nothing to do with how tight/loose she is like some idiot implied up there.
A good warning sign that you are one of many idiots in the world who should NOT be having sex while drunk. Male or female, you are seriously missing some brain cells.
they don't know whether to be grossed out or happy that the condom came out, because they had no idea it was there. obviously, it could have cause all sorts of problems if it hadn't have fallen out on its own, because they didn't know it was there.
just a tip, but try buying condoms that are the right size. and, maybe not having sex if you're too fucked up to notice the condom had slipped off.
And what kind of guy fucks you and then doesn't notice that the condom is missing after? They don't slip off that easily either, did he have a small penis or was he wearing a magnum when he shouldn't be? Or did he go soft before he pulled out? This doesn't add up.
That has happened to me before. The next day I was hung over alllll day and it wasn't until that evening it fell out when I went to the restroom. You'd be surprised, it's not as noticeable as you'd think. And it really doesn't have anything to do with showering. You can shower all you want, but if it's lost INSIDE of you.... the shower won't change that. And furthermore it's the asshole guy's fault for not saying anything. It's kind of IMPORTANT if you don't want a kid.. or all the other stuff.
That happened to me once...I felt a little pain during sex but thought he was just big. Two days later I peed out a condom. Turns out that little pain was the condom going inside me. He never told me...jackass..i've hung out with him to see if he'd mention it someday. no dice
i had this happen to me once. it was the next morning that i found it and yeah it was gross, but its not the girl's fault. so many people on here are such assholes.
What? This has to be a text from a guy joking around to make it seem like a girl is sending this. Hard to imagine that some women are this fucking nasty.
I've had this happened a couple times before and it wasnt because he was too small for the condom that's for sure!!
Might be that i'm too tight or the position i was in... Anyways, he noticed it was off and in me and we got it out.
"I don't know whether to be grossed out or happy"? What the HELL? What god damn reason is there to be happy? The condom came off IN YOU thus NEGATING any good it would have done by wearing it.
Fucking dumb hooker.
How nasty! omg!
I had a tampon in when i had sex once and it got stuck up in me and i could feel it so i had to fish it out, haha. I dont know how you couldnt feel that.
Comments
You must be Logged in to post a comment