votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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