Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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