I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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