Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
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From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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