wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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