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  • Submitted by stantheman on Feb 18, 11 at 9:26pm

    Stop bragging about partying at Billy Ray Cyrus' house.

  • Submitted by dumsumbitch on Feb 18, 11 at 4:28pm

    So, were they cool with it?

  • Submitted by whiterabbit920 on Feb 18, 11 at 6:20pm

    thats how i met my wife

  • 94 82
    Submitted by PierreTheLion on Feb 18, 11 at 4:56pm

    just business as usual

  • 85 77
    Submitted by YeastyPaper on Feb 18, 11 at 4:37pm

    That's because you weren't doing it right.

  • 76 64
    Submitted by Duicew1 on Feb 18, 11 at 6:29pm

    Lego, you're an idiot.

    • 39 58
      Submitted by firsty on Feb 18, 11 at 7:14pm

      Trolls are Firsty for comments like this :)

    • 57 68
      Submitted by NeXt3 on Feb 18, 11 at 7:34pm

      You should take the advise of the former troll

  • 79 72
    Submitted by Chesticles on Feb 19, 11 at 12:47am

    Extra points for nailing mom as well.

  • 64 68
    Submitted by starshine_baby on Feb 18, 11 at 10:52pm

    wtf lego-fagg?? no one needs your shit on every text. get a life!!

  • 51 49
    Submitted by tikcuf on Feb 19, 11 at 2:50pm

    Anyone who thinks this is a bad night is dumb. Now you have an excuse to never hang out with her family because they don't like you!!!

  • 51 50
    Submitted by darksyde on Feb 19, 11 at 11:22am

    As long as they know what's up and the broad is dtf then that's a good night.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by bonerman_inc on Feb 18, 11 at 10:19pm

    legonut4 is missing some brain legos

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Michguy on Feb 20, 11 at 12:24am

    Impressive: most 616 girls are too religious/conservative to put out.

    • 49 40
      Submitted by Keebs on Apr 1, 11 at 10:06pm

      Are you from 616, Michguy?

  • 72 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 11 at 8:20pm

    Shoulda fucked her mom too.

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Thepresident on Feb 19, 11 at 1:00pm

    That is one messed up maternity wing doctor

  • 46 57
    Submitted by 2144571774 on Feb 19, 11 at 7:55am

    Man I love weddings! That's pretty much how my first wedding went too.

  • 44 54
    Submitted by kw91110 on Feb 19, 11 at 5:48pm

    and they let you stay anyways?

  • 40 48
    Submitted by ashkai on Feb 23, 11 at 11:24pm

    Haha.. My hubby too, they loved him till we dated and list my v,, then got married four months later at the age of 17! Today is my birthday though.. 21!!! Going on four years <3 Woot.

  • 54 79
    Submitted by HBR on Feb 18, 11 at 5:56pm

    I No Scoped zzirGrizz

  • 51 76
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 19, 11 at 1:50am

    Be a real man and email her parents the video of you doing the deed.

  • 47 69
    Submitted by whiitechocolate on Feb 19, 11 at 3:06pm

    It helps if you don't ask her dad if he's got a condom you could use

  • 50 76
    Submitted by denimhero on Feb 18, 11 at 10:07pm

    Or their son

  • 38 62
    Submitted by buzzsmurfin on Feb 19, 11 at 10:11am

    sounds like a date or two that i've had lol

  • 31 53
    Submitted by Noles55 on Feb 20, 11 at 11:16pm

    Beast

  • Submitted by GoodLuckImWhite on Feb 19, 11 at 10:39am

    Anyone who says this was a goodnight is dumb. Drinking should be illegal and sex is gross

  • Submitted by legonut4 on Feb 18, 11 at 6:06pm

    Anyone who thinks this is a good night is dumb. That's not how you meet someones parents!!!

    • 35 46
      Submitted by GrammarTroll on Feb 18, 11 at 9:32pm

      *someone's

    • 48 74
      Submitted by Celyn on Feb 19, 11 at 12:21am

      I can't believe people are still getting upset about your trolling. It's not that creative and you're massively overusing it.