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  • 76 52
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Jun 11, 12 at 11:42am

    Or he's rubbing one out.

    • 32 27
      Submitted by HailCaeser on Jun 11, 12 at 1:01pm

      Or all three, hatrick.

    • 40 40
      Submitted by porksword on Jun 11, 12 at 2:59pm

      He's rubbing out the easy one so he can go the distance!

      • 40 31
        Submitted by Hedonistic on Jun 11, 12 at 3:17pm

        Good man, but why not a beer and a sammich between rounds?

        • 32 33
          Submitted by Eventually on Jun 11, 12 at 8:22pm

          Well, I mean...feel free to have one waiting for him when he gets out...

        • 32 25
          Submitted by porksword on Jun 11, 12 at 10:52pm

          Because he's an amateur like most people who post on this site, but if he pays attention, he will learn or OP will teach him.

  • 44 30
    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jun 12, 12 at 6:17am

    my money is on he left a big dump in your toilet and then crawled put the window. but then again you shouldn't have asked him to break a chopstick with his ass

  • 43 35
    Submitted by WApple on Jun 11, 12 at 3:20pm

    your absolutely right

  • 40 32
    Submitted by WesPip on Jun 11, 12 at 6:15pm

    Any port will do in a storm.

  • 40 41
    Submitted by canmav on Jun 11, 12 at 1:27pm

    Escaped

  • 36 46
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jun 11, 12 at 1:42pm

    If anyone is uncomfortable shitting in *anyones* house they have a problem.

    • 38 30
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 12, 12 at 9:09am

      ...well some people have humility and realize that bombing a bathroom and/or accompanying noises are unpleasant/embarrassing for a crush to hear.