I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We don't watch enough power rangers
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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