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  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:14am

    oh ffs, how am I effectively meant to troll if i can't even post! Blah blah blah yeah i'm 14 and chris hansen hangs with me and bah fuck it i just don't have the drive to continue anymore...

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:33pm

    Hahaha I respect you

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:52am

    I love how talk about mommies making pb&j sandwiches is mixed in with boners and a2m

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:25pm

    7:08, you can't give YOURSELF ecoli, dumbass

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:28am

    Edward Cullen would never do anal.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:29pm

    8:21, only if you're a nasty bitch with mud butt

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:03am

    You NEVER go jelly to mouth.

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:46am

    2:46, its banana stand

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:37pm

    atm is overrated unless you're ready to blow. maybe if you didn't have a dirty asshole you'd try it

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:29pm

    Should really put the pb on first, keeps the bread from jelly leaks.

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:49pm

    OMG 11:47, are you Josh?!

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:44am

    My first time we didn't have lube.. And he was pretty damn big.. But I still took it and didn't cry like some of you.. Just told him when to go slow:) Now I've taught him well and I love anal:)

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:20am

    And in response to the first 2:17... If a guy doesn't like some kissing and sharing after oral.... he's a loser. Kidding but really, there's something hot about that. I won't lie.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:32pm

    But it's still not sanitary to go a2m or even a2v. Everyone knows that. I'll blow you. I'll let you put it in my ass (maybe). But you'll have to stick to the right order, dude.

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:09pm

    If he's not taking a dildo up the ass and licking it clean you are under no obligation to do ass to mouth.

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:52am

    I'm a dude. I wouldn't want to be with a girl who would do a2m. I think v2m is kind of hot, though--but don't demand it from anyone. :)

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:07pm

    8:40, funny, i never thought ecoli was a std you could get from sucking a dick thats been in your own ass. I'm guessing alot of you have had a bad anal experience where you got shit on your dick. a2m isn't exactly for the novice anal crowd

  • 37 42
    Submitted by alicesh on Jun 27, 10 at 12:25am

    Don't human centipede that shit.

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:54pm

    My man LOVES wen I kiss him after he goes down on me :) But also the other way around! We've only done anal twice but I did enjoy it :) Also, v2m is such a turn on for him!

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:51pm

    this has been the funniest thread on this site so far I think

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:38pm

    I'm totally with you 9:36

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:45pm

    You can get e-coli from your own crap... I'm a nurse... Most urinary tract infections are caused from girls who wipe ass to front, and end up with ecoli in their urethra. That's why you always wipe front to back girls!

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:58pm

    HERE IS MY ADVICE, RIGHT AFTER YOU ARE DONE WITH A2M, AND SHE'S DONE SUCKING HER OWN POO POO OFF YOUR WEE WEE, YOU LAY HER DOWN AND TAKE A SQUIRTING/DIAREAH POOP ALL OVER HER FACE AND IN HER MOUTH. NOW THAT IS FUN

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:36pm

    7:32 will you marry me?

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:48pm

    be thankful this girl does anal cuz not alot of them do

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:20pm

    1:05 WTF Haha I love you

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:35am

    so...how bout the cia and their blunders currently being exposed. not much different than the blunders in the cold war

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:54pm

    wow, you certainly typed words into a box there.

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:21pm

    oh. uhm. that's slightly disgusting.

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:22pm

    i thought tossing a salad was when you put tomatoes and carrots and lettuce and seasonings and dressings and such into a salad bowl and mixed them around

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:38pm

    a2m is nasty, I really don't see the point. anal can be lots of fun and if your girl likes it then you are already the man...

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:16pm

    what is "toss the salad"?

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:47am

    1995? CHRIS HANSEN IS WATCHING

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:02pm

    having anal sex to "preserve your virginity?" lol ok you might technically be a virgin but you can still be nasty

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:15pm

    8:12 is the anal master

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:58pm

    ewwwie butts are gross !!!!!! so are weenies eeewwwww !!!

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:42am

    2:39 - Curious but does Edward Cullen subscribe to the same grammar rules as us mere mortals???

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:34pm

    9:33- please die now. thank you.

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:08pm

    weenies are gross what are you 13 or stuck in the fifties? but i do agree buts are gross. a2m is a degrading fetish and prbably a very unhealthy sex act. ecoli anyone?

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:07am

    some of the girls on this thread literally got me hard reading this at work

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:38am

    openmindedness is key!!!!

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:00pm

    9:59 And you would know?

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:52pm

    Don't feel like a prude, 7:49. Everyone has their own prefs where sex is concerned.

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:33pm

    ass to mouth.....why would that be a turn on? i would not want a girl i was pokin in the pooper to suck it afterwards....gross

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:24pm

    11:18, take a joke. this is tfln. Dont take anything said on here serious. Sorry if offended and thanks 2 ur husband for fighting for our freedom :)

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:47pm

    i like fat people ...

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:53pm

    Wow, if my boyfriend even brought up anal again, it would surely be over.

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:29am

    i have a Lab puppy. we could have play dates

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:18pm

    Why don't you just spread the pb and j on different slices of bread and then put them together? Why would you spread pb over j or vice versa?

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:09am

    seriously, who doesn't swallow these days?! :)

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:06am

    okay, it let me post that time, but I had to do it in picture form. any girls into that (see above)?

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:41am

    lmao 1:37 negative. female. I swear on my gmas grave. no worries some of us are just brave enuf to admit the truth :P

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:04pm

    10:03 Lmfao Hahahahaha

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:39pm

    A choosey woman chooses Jiff

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:39am

    ^ not 2:28/2:31 -- I wouldn't make spelling mistakes like that; I'm like the fucking Edward Cullen of grammar.

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:14am

    2:12 - that's what I say.... I just put on my big girl panties and swallow! Not that bad unless you got some nasty ass guy..... I probably sound like a big ho now talking about swallowing.... oh well.

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:07am

    * raises hand* little girls spit real women swallow i...am a real woman :)

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:03am

    Okay, wtf, it won't let me post a particular question.

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:54pm

    I agree 6:50 i'll never try anal

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:08pm

    hahahaha @ the peanut butter and jelly reference but yeah.. a2m is not necessary

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:39pm

    MY EDWARD WOULD NEVER THINK OF SUCH LEWD ACTS LIKE YOU MORTALS

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:36pm

    And a HUGE "fuck you" to all the clowns out there. An amish midget clown would be the worst thing on earth.

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:51pm

    lots of girls do anal, they just won't admit to it

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:15am

    How can anyone ever lick someones butthole. Male or Female. Hell, right now as I sit here I can smell poop from my butt b/c evidently I didnt wipe good enough after I pooped a while ago. The thought of a girls tongue being down there is disgusting

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:28pm

    9:22 Please be joking

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:45pm

    maybe back in 1990.....get with the decade old timer

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:55pm

    ok, first of all i'm a girl. secondly, if i'm anticipating an kind of anal action, i would prepare for it. if i'm not prepared, it's a no go.

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:51am

    what if you do anal with a condom...then take the condom off. still technically a2m

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:46pm

    10:23 just rocked my world. I've never done it that way.

  • 32 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:22pm

    You go girl!! A2M is for whores!!

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:41pm

    well, obviously i would clean myself first. i do know how.

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:16am

    2:14, its past your bed time little girl.

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:21am

    thanks 1:06 :) And I wish my mommy still made my lunch!

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:06am

    children, children..everyone knows you put pb on one piece of bread with a knife and then use a spoon to get the jelly out and spread it over the other piece of bread..but if you are going to be eating it hours later (which i haven't done since my mommy made me lunch in 5th grade) it is best with pb on both pieces first

  • 50 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:35pm

    i don't mind it, i kind of like him taking control. reminds me he's a man.

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:44pm

    i thought ass to mouth was kissing someone after eating out their asshole... no?

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 8:50pm

    What's a2m??

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:33pm

    what's wrong with girls? be a little adventurous. i'll do just about anything in bed. i like it dirty, what can i say?

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:30am

    2:28 awwwwwwwwwwww dogs win every time!!!

  • 49 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:36am

    will someone give 1:21 a midol please??

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:55pm

    Any midgets out there down to fuck? I wanna try

  • 36 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:04am

    wow. i'd be friends with alot of people who posted on this thread. ---- me too! seriously, we should have a beer night

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:17am

    lol join the crowd 2:14...its ok...at 1:25 i confessed my love for anal so I guess we're even lol I agree...the taste isnt that bad. a little salty but no worse than over salted fries haha..it can even be sweeter depending on what he's eaten that day.

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:12am

    yep, thats why I always take the load and swallow it

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:21pm

    8:40- what 7:25 was saying that you can't get e-coli from your own shit. You see, the guy does the girl in the butt and his dick is covered in her shit. Then she sticks it in her mouth, thus eating her own poop. In order to get e-coli from her own poop she would have already had it. So, yes, it is disgusting, but it can't give you e-coli...

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:36am

    I'm also technically a haemaphrodite, but you have to look really closely to actually tell.

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:47pm

    Is it bad that I ate this chicks butthole not too ago and she had hemroids. Here is the where it gets interesting......I kind of enjoyed it

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:56pm

    I love anal. It's awesome.

  • 40 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:46am

    lets all jump around - jump jump jump!

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:25am

    Where are the girls who like v2m and anal around here? :(

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:10am

    2:10 - exaaaaaaaaaaactly

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:27am

    1:25 just made my dick hard. thx

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:46am

    I am still 12 and what is this?

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:34pm

    thank you ,11:18 i was wondering the SAME thing. but, I lick off the knife between the pb and j. (so i guess im a nasty girl ANYWAYS) :D

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:45pm

    but how do you spread the pb on top of the jelly?

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:40pm

    7:25 maybe you can;t give yourself ecoli, but the dumbass thats puts shit on a dick and eats it will. you idiot you missed the whole point it;s not about giving yourself ecoli poisioning its the partner. what are you 13 too or you just cannot follow the thread dunbass

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:05pm

    You never go ass to peanutbutter. Too damn sticky, and then the dog tries to get in on that shit.

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:48pm

    12:41 So you would take the time to run to the bathroom and thoroughly wash your cock? OKAY.........

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:10am

    this thread is OUT OF CONTROL!!! I'm surprised no one has made a reference to an alabama hot pocket.

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:12am

    amen 2:10!! what idiot came up with that idea? just man..err well...woman...up and swallow then get a drink. cmon now lol

  • 44 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:02am

    1:52... if you're born in 1995 that makes you a full 10 years younger than me (14) so it doesnt really matter if you look alot older...14 is 14...and there's no way you know enuf about sex to be into BDSM or have a thorough knowledge of real freaky shit. ty.bb

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:56am

    I totally agree with you 1:54! Im a girl too and i think thats one of the hottest things ever.

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:33am

    anytime 1:21! and i wish she kept doing it..she stopped in six grade! so ofcourse and i had to make lunches myself..so ofcourse they were full of snacks!

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:05am

    you're all fucking idiots if you don't take heed of what 11:26 and 1145 said. now you have to get antibiotics (which are being overused and cause drug resistance) and if you're on public insurance, we all pay for it. then if obama passes his health plan, then we all pay for everybody's dumb sexual acts. no wonder the country can't afford health care b/c half of our health problems are caused by idiots.

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:04pm

    10:00 says what everyone else is thinking

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:45pm

    I think i know this one...sound like my ex hahaha

  • 38 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:18am

    2:17 that's totally my point! A good diet = not bad! And I still agree w/ you... There is nothing wrong with a little anal.... I'll say it too! ha ha

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:04pm

    you never go ass to mouth!!!!!!!!

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:57pm

    IM BIG BERTHA I SHIT ON MY BOYFRIENDS COCK BEFORE I SUCK IT

  • 43 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:07pm

    What's the point of Ass to mouth? Honestly? If she doesn't want to do it why waste your time trying to convince her to, especially if it's not the sticking it in her ass that she hasa problem with.

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:30pm

    9:28- and the midgets! No, wait, don't fuck the midgets... they're awesome!

  • 36 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:41pm

    12:33 Yeah, I guess you like the taste of rectum and body waste.

  • 36 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:52am

    who doesn't? i've been announcing for like an hour that I like anal......

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:54am

    1:25 @ 1:52 as a chick, even I think V2M is hot. I love to kiss a guy after he's gone down on me too.

  • 35 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:49am

    1:41 FTW. Totally agree! I'm a chick and c'mon.... A2M is a big no no. Anything else is game. :) I'm glad I'm not the only one.

  • 41 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:25am

    So, this chick is totally down for anal. LOVE it. And I'm all for Pussy 2 mouth too...but not a2m. my rule is, i'll gladly let you do my ass, but when you're ready to blow, cum in or on my ass, or on my tits, or even on my face. I'm all for that. Just dont stick it in my mouth unless you wash it first. I always make sure the shoot is clean before engaging in anal, but still...cum some place else?

  • 42 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:28pm

    I agree with 11:08 PM

  • 36 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:59pm

    9:50-fuk u. Having sex with a guy and girl is totally different...although I doubt you would know...

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:50am

    I just hafta say GO GIRL.

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:42am

    Same person as 2:40 . I lovez me some V2M <3

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:25am

    That must be Paris Hilton. Has nothing to say but "that is hot" and enjoys slutty activities.

  • 36 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:05am

    2:02, I love the way I taste too.

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:16am

    You are sooooo on point! DONT DO IT and i love the peanut butter/jelly reference. clever.

  • 38 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:03am

    11:18, you put the PB on both sides so when you pull the sandwich out hours later for lunch, the jelly has not leaked out of the bread and made for a messy sandwich.

  • 38 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:33pm

    My ex was an uptight prude, and i had her tossing my salad, a2m, u name it. Obviously this girls boyfriend isn't persuasive enough.

  • 38 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:38pm

    cincinatti bowtie to mouth anyone?

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:50pm

    anals gross, never that.

  • 43 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:26pm

    haha, gotta stand your ground.

  • 39 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:54am

    1:25 @ 2:40 lmao i knew i had a twin out there somewhere!! My first anal was a total suprise. We were 69ing he "accidently" hit my ass wit his tongue, I moaned, so he went for more lol Then he flips me around missionary with my legs over his shoulder and I was so worked up he had no trouble getting in my ass! I was sold from there on out lol he's so good I've kept him around for 3 years lol and I agree about the power trip too. I love making him go crazy like that....ego BOOST FTW! lol

  • 39 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:57am

    I'm with 1:54 and 1:56

  • 42 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:37am

    Yeah, major boner, 1:25. you're not a guy, are you? don't lie

  • 39 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:23pm

    Okay, seriously. It's DEFINITELY jelly first, then pb. Jelly is WAY easier to get off the knife. If you go pb first, you end up with tan jelly.

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:09am

    @2:14, @2:17, @2:40, @2:54 - you're all special, and i wish i knew you. keep up the great work. as a guy, i love a girl who's not afraid to be adventurous. also, i want to kiss you after i've gone down on you so glad you like that and get a power trip giving head, you're all awesome

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:36am

    sorry to dig up the tired cliche but... Best. Discussion. Ever.

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:42am

    who eats pb&j's these days??

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:25am

    2:17, my guy will ask me to brush my teeth after i swallow before we makeout haha

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:55pm

    If you blindfolded a thin midget and had anal, you'd think it was a little boy...

  • 32 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:22pm

    12:33/12:41 is a victim of the sort of ignorance that guides you to believe that any amount of washing your ass will remove all of the e. coli. poor girl. i hope for your sake you don't end up in the ER.

  • 46 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:42am

    to all the ladies out there who like what they smell like, good, i like my smell/taste. isn't it some type of indication that you might be sick if your smell/taste isn't good or enjoyable

  • 36 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:08am

    yeah, 2:06, that's pretty hot

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:04am

    2:03 try posting it in smaller parts

  • 37 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:12pm

    When my husband tried to do anal with me I started to cry and we were in the shower with a bottle of lube..it hurt so bad.

  • 40 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:57pm

    I said id never do anal. But I do it now.. It's not as disguting or painful as it seems.. Well okay it hurts the first time But still, like.. I will never blow him after anal... That's just wrong I'm also never tossing anyones salad.. Fuck that shit

  • 33 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:55am

    I love how this chick knows what a2m is. She must watch porn.

  • 35 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:32am

    1:54, 1:56 and 1:57...will you marry me? ha, ha...my last ex wouldn't kiss me after i went down on her...TOTAL mood killer...she didn't like how she smelled, ha, ha

  • 33 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:26am

    wow. i'd be friends with alot of people who posted on this thread.

  • 33 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:27am

    2:25 - we are all here! :)

  • 32 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:54pm

    11:50- it was probably an std. you should get tested.

  • 37 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:08pm

    11:02. i AM a huge fan of throat poking. Something a/b that sound of a bitch gagging b/c I choked her with my enormous dick makes me lol. The best is getting roadhead and hitting a bump and she gags. (grrrrrlrlllaalalalallllllll). Had a chick throw up on b/c I did this once....didnt talk to her after

  • 41 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:34pm

    I don't know, I've always done it that way! Well I guess I wipe off the knife after the PB before dipping into the J. Hmm. Which, when considering ATM, it's polite to wipe your dick off on the sheets first before dipping into the mouth.

  • 31 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:58pm

    9:55 Are you the ghost of michael Jackson?

  • 34 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:47pm

    I am 12 and what is this?

  • 43 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:42pm

    OMG TWILIGHT IS SO DUMB OMG UR LYK SO IMMATURE IM PRESIDENT OF THE ANTI JONAS BROTHERS FAN CLUB IN THE 9TH GRADE CUZ IM THAT COOL KTHANKS

  • 39 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:57pm

    A2M is in porno movies sometimes...never asked for it it real life tho. It's hot to watch (n a porn flick) tho. But, u stick to yr guns, 610 BTW, yr BF ever toss your salad? If he ain't willing to go there, he's got no right to ask u for a2m

  • 41 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:51pm

    7:49, you're a prude

  • 39 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:05pm

    6:58, are you being "ironical"?

  • 39 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:27am

    2:25 is in TN, btw. I like Dostoyevsky, poetry, and going down on you for like 30 min. Shouldn't this be enough?

  • 29 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:15am

    12:05 - You just turned an a2m thread on tfln into a political discussion. FAIL.

  • 42 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:37pm

    cocaine-addiction-solution.├Ârg fix the "o"

  • 36 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:49pm

    I feel like a prude because the only time I tried anal, I started crying 2 inches in because it hurt so bad and had to stop, and I don't even like going vagina to mouth...

  • 33 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 1:48am

    you're supposed to put peanut butter on first ... freak

  • 36 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:17am

    fuck all your unadventurous "i swallow my dude's load" shit--whose dude likes it when you share his cum with him?

  • 37 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:02am

    i like v2m because I love the feeling of a juicy dick in my mouth and i'm not gonna lie... i like the way i taste, too.

  • 36 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:56pm

    7:36, buy me dinner first. First time I tried anal was with a guy who had a really thick cock. Used lots of lube and it still hurt too much to get all the way in. Second time was with a guy who had a longer, thinner cock. He slipped during doggy style and decided to stick with it. All we had was the lube on the condom. Hurt a tiny bit, then felt weird/ok. A little sore the next day. So maybe some couples are luckier than others.

  • 33 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:31am

    oh, and I'm wicked handsome

  • 38 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:18am

    the pb&j is what makes the text. and shut the fuck up about politics, people! this is about sex and peanut butter.

  • 38 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:18pm

    Weird, you use the jelly before the peanut butter? I use the PB first and then I put the jelly on.

  • 36 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:03pm

    9:58- why yes I am. 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night [little boy/midget if I'm blindfolded], I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try

  • 35 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:02pm

    10:20 My point exactly:)

  • 37 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:35pm

    what a dumb bitch, just suck your damn poo off his cock already.

  • 36 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:46am

    10:33 ftw!! "you burned down the banana hut? I told you there's always money in the banana hut!"

  • 34 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:04am

    I totally agree with 2:02 - I love sucking my juice off my guys cock. Plus it drives him crazy too. Win - Win!

  • 37 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:58am

    You know what's hotter? Chillis. THAT'S some hot shit right there

  • 24 49
    Submitted by mnightgoulding on Mar 22, 10 at 9:58am

    Haha what ignorance. As long as she's not sick ATM won't hurt her. Otherwise salad tossing wouldn't be so popular ;)

  • 30 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:26pm

    A2M only works in pron bcause those girls do a massive enema before the scene and eat next to nothing the day before. Also who the fart wants a girl blowing them after anal. You're putting the poor girl through enough with your coke boner up her pooper. Sheesh. Why can't people just be normal and toss each others salads like they did back in my day.

  • 35 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:12pm

    @9:54, why couldn't I ever met girls that thought like that in high school.

  • 30 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:32pm

    Now I know what it means when they say eat shit and die

  • 36 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:56pm

    FUCK YOU UNKNOWN ERROR

  • 34 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:19pm

    well 8:16 its either when you throw a salad at someone or they get behind you and eat your asshole

  • 34 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:18pm

    12:55 Do you homie. Whatever floats your boat.

  • 36 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:59am

    Wtf why won't it let me post?

  • 33 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:02pm

    if u wana go ass to mouth thats gravy, im more a throat fuckin type of guy.. like to watch her gag heh

  • 33 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:34pm

    9:33 12 year old girls shouldn't read this site It'll damage your innocent little minds

  • 33 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:07pm

    i can't believe how many tards on here think e. coli is only a sickness you have to already have in order to get sick from atm. SERIOUSLY? gosh, that's scary. e. coli exists in your digestive tract all the time, you would die if you didn't have it. but ingesting it can make you very, very sick. wow, just wow.

  • 40 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:52am

    1:47 yeah that's my date of birth, but I look a lot older so it's okay Chris Hansen is cool. He actually bunks with me but we have a rule where I don't interfere in his life and he doesn't get involved in mine so it's all cool. He's like totally cooler than you'd think.

  • 29 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:44am

    Okay. You into BDSM? I'm a dude, and I'd love to be your sub.

  • 32 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:07pm

    MY NAME IS BUTCH BERTHA AND REAL MEN WANT PERIOD STAINED PANTIES!

  • 33 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:55pm

    HAHAHAHHA great analogy with the pb&j. just couldn't have put it better

  • 31 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:37pm

    i wonder if the op is m or f? i wonder how many replies are from momos

  • 35 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:11pm

    bravo texter. ass to mouth is just nasty anyway. unless youre a one night stand then not so much.

  • 35 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:18am

    4:18 in the afternoon is past my bedtime? Shit, am I meant to be nocturnal or something?

  • 37 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:12am

    2:09 -- not a girl, but I'm a guy, and I'm into that. I know some people think it's borderline homo, but it's erotic to me when we both have my cum in our mouths.

  • 33 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:05am

    ====D O: ====D~~ O: ====D~~~O: (swallows) :* *:

  • 31 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:54pm

    9:50 did you have a point somewhere in there?

  • 31 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:09am

    *snowball, that's what I was trying to draw.

  • 28 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:41am

    1:25 Please don't be a guy. I will be very sexually confused otherwise

  • 32 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:05am

    12:03 (2)- that is only necessary if you make it hours before... if you eat it right away it doesn't matter...

  • 30 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:24pm

    11:08 yet you were the one with throw up dick. fucking douche

  • 34 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:10pm

    Haha. Liking the clerks reference 10:04

  • 39 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:28pm

    And roll the credits. This one is over. And oh yeah, fuck the amish.

  • 35 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:25pm

    11:24, haha i know its cool. I dont have anything better to do since hes in Iraq. And thanks for caring about the troops, theres not much of that around anymore

  • 35 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:55pm

    no getting crazy on the juuuiceee

  • 38 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:44am

    i like anal. it hurts at first but then you get used to it... i think i actually prefer it. but a2m. no way. that's gross.

  • 38 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:36pm

    11:34....Not so much nasty but JUST FAT!!!!!!!!

  • 32 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:29pm

    The pH certain areas of your body and the moisture/dryness of certain parts of your body keep certain bacteria at bay or they can enhance their growth. Don't mix them up!

  • 26 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:35am

    "You never go ass to mouth." - Clerks II

  • 34 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:51am

    Pretty sure Edward Cullen likes the anonymity on here

  • 31 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:07pm

    checkout the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site

  • 29 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:00am

    lmao 1:59...i think it just did :P

  • 31 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:35pm

    I've fucked a midget before. It's like having sex with a little fat kid, except you don't go to jail a couple weeks later.

  • 28 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:28am

    I also have a cute Golden Retriever puppy.

  • 26 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:51am

    lol...fyi 1:44... 1:46 is NOT the same person as 1:25. probably spam. and I (1:25) am only in to light BDSM tried it all but maybe just not with the right dude

  • 35 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:19am

    if he "really" loved her he would respect her feelings and wouldnt try to make her do it..obviously not a good boyfriend

  • 35 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:50pm

    11:47, that's nothing. One time I was eating a girl out and she had pimples with puss all over her vagina. I continued to eat her out, smelled like a damn fish house down there

  • 30 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:57pm

    a2m ftw. every girl should do it. i have no other life goals but this.

  • 32 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:28pm

    I like the peanut butter/jelly reference :) can't stand either situation, either.

  • 33 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:14pm

    I HATE IT when there's petrified peanut butter in the jelly jar, and vice versa.

  • 27 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:52am

    whoo 1:49! Glad to here it! Power to the cool freaky chicks :)

  • 35 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:26pm

    Yes you can get infected with your own E-coli. I learned about this in a college class. Only certain bacteria are meant to be in certain areas of your body and when you mix-match them all up, you can get an infection. Duh! Plus, this girl has some self respect. Loved the pb and j analogy. Best post ever!

  • 32 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:54pm

    9:50 It's also a way to preserve your (vaginal) virginity

  • 28 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:20am

    A2M is unsanitary and a health risk, regardless of how "clean" you are. It's a natural stomping ground of bacteria. Ass play can be a lot of fun, but for me it's strictly a final destination, not a stop over.

  • 30 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:11pm

    I LOVE when a BITCH licks my asshole. The best was when I took a wet/smelly/runny diarea $hit and didnt whipe and this chick still ate my butt and loved every second of it. Not to mention my asshole is very hairy and has pimples and warts on it.

  • 28 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:40pm

    a2m is fine, just give that bitch an enema first if she thinks its gross....better yet, just give her a cum enema

  • 25 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:07am

    12:05- all of our countries problems are caused by idiots.

  • 37 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:57pm

    11:11... you win. Write a book or something.

  • 29 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:03am

    i like takin some percs and i can throat fuck a bitch for hours

  • 27 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:14am

    I'm all for fun and adventure, but anybody who spends a whole night trying to convince me to do something I'd already said I didn't want to do, doesn't get another shot. If I have to say "no" more than twice, it gets old.

  • 29 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:20am

    AGREED 1:19 - How does she love a guy who would even ask her to do that?!?!??

  • 26 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:28pm

    it can be a very natural, sensual thing...or it can be dirty like cheap porn. personally I like it dirty...its more fun

  • 30 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:49am

    why does it have to be a chick damn

  • 25 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:54pm

    11:52, dude no, if I saw she had hemmoriods, I would fucking leave and look at porn and just jack off. Im not touchin that

  • 26 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:33pm

    there's always money in the frozen banana stand.

  • 27 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:20pm

    usually before they stick a dick in your ass

  • 28 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:10am

    whats the point in spitting? its already in your mouth. and i dont want to clean that mess up

  • 31 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:16am

    if you "really' loved him you would.. obviously not a good girlfriend

  • 28 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:03am

    11:57. thanks. True story too. I like em NASTY

  • 26 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:52pm

    11:49 I am dead serious, ever happend to you?? She had 2 huge hemmroids, a little smaller than a golf ball. I licked them and she seemed to enjoy it....

  • 28 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:14pm

    11:12 and you wonder why he is having anal sex with that hot chick at work. Dont get upset, it's your fault. I don't blame him either, you need to be a trooper and take it in the pooper

  • 25 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:58pm

    i definitely do pb before my j

  • 26 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:07pm

    hahaha 10:03. That made my night!

  • 21 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:46am

    yeah, msn me at caligurl1995@hotmail