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  • Submitted by memphius on Sep 4, 11 at 10:41am

    Considering that every third guy has a BMW now a days... Your vagina must be as big as the trunk of a Buick.

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    Submitted by Philsfan on Sep 4, 11 at 11:47am

    shallow whore code you mean?

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    Submitted by EatingCheese on Sep 4, 11 at 2:35pm

    # 27 He drives a Harley, gotta give him a bj\n# 28 He drives a truck, gotta give him a handy\n# 29 He drives an ice cream truck, gotta punch him in the throat

  • 77 36
    Submitted by haliganbar on Sep 4, 11 at 6:09pm

    Yep. Says right here, rule 26: Girls always stick douchebags in their vaginas.

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    Submitted by tayacb on Sep 4, 11 at 11:57am

    At least go for a Maserati or something

  • 57 39
    Submitted by polacke on Sep 4, 11 at 10:12am

    now THAT is what i call advertising.

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    Submitted by Nero905 on Sep 4, 11 at 6:10pm

    You mean "whorecode", right?

  • 33 29
    Submitted by coolfish102 on Sep 15, 11 at 10:19pm

    So getting BMW.

  • 32 27
    Submitted by Ironrebel on Sep 5, 11 at 12:00am

    I ride a Harley. Call me

  • 32 29
    Submitted by bsh1800 on Sep 4, 11 at 11:04pm

    Whore!

  • 30 29
    Submitted by Austin_8 on Sep 4, 11 at 6:50pm

    You may laugh, but this actually works...

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    Submitted by babot6 on Sep 4, 11 at 10:09pm

    Um fucktards. BMWs are often called Bimmers. Look up the BMW magazine

  • 32 40
    Submitted by nerdout270 on Sep 4, 11 at 4:54pm

    ugh, my stepdad had a hog then he got rid of it and got a Bmw, sell out.

  • 25 30
    Submitted by aprilmarie on Sep 6, 11 at 7:19am

    Amen

  • 31 44
    Submitted by captainC on Sep 4, 11 at 10:37am

    I knew it!

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    Submitted by Blackhawk201 on Sep 6, 11 at 1:42am

    So if I drove a corvette....

  • 32 51
    Submitted by gangsterbarbie on Sep 4, 11 at 1:25pm

    What the hell is a bimmer?

    • 25 37
      Submitted by McLovin423 on Sep 10, 11 at 3:38am

      a BMW. the ultimate driving machine.

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    Submitted by badmotherfuker86 on Mar 13, 12 at 2:51am

    Guess who drives a BMW....this guy

  • 34 71
    Submitted by rpmn31415 on Sep 4, 11 at 10:20am

    That's why I love my Bimmer

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      Submitted by anon_ on Sep 4, 11 at 7:23pm

      The fact that you call it a "Bimmer" clearly indicates that you, in fact, do not own a Beamer. Nice try though, we are all impressed by your sweet car.

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        Submitted by vvendell on Sep 7, 11 at 10:44pm

        Actually, Bimmer is the correct term. Ask someone who works for BMW, ignorant douche.