when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
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They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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