dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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