What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
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I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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