If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
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I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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