Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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