You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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