it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
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You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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