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  • 271 52
    Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 16, 10 at 3:57pm
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    when one door closes another opens, check the back door

  • 135 60
    Submitted by 5UPTOWN5 on Sep 16, 10 at 3:20pm
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    It's cool I brought a crobar

  • 110 73
    Submitted by Brave22 on Sep 16, 10 at 7:35pm
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    You could audibly hear? As opposed to visually hear?

    • 74 51
      Submitted by cdese on Sep 17, 10 at 1:37am
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      Yeah.. The use of the word "audibly" was a horrible attempt to cleverly replace the usual "literally" that we see so very often.. #FAIL!

  • 101 73
    Submitted by stevebauer on Sep 16, 10 at 3:14pm
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    It probably sounded like the creaky, cobwebby front door from a haunted house.

  • 98 70
    Submitted by klangford on Sep 16, 10 at 4:33pm
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    She queefed.

  • 77 66
    Submitted by fl_nobody on Sep 17, 10 at 9:18am
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    Maybe it was the clap

  • 72 69
    Submitted by Michguy on Sep 16, 10 at 5:07pm
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    Beware the clam!

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Sep 16, 10 at 4:43pm
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    It denied you big time baby!!! You need a special key and she's not going to show you where that is..

  • 71 72
    Submitted by drdevo on Sep 18, 10 at 5:03pm
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    Meat flappin

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Preston89 on Sep 16, 10 at 7:14pm
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    She's missing a door knob. Or two.

  • 63 66
    Submitted by gman15 on Sep 16, 10 at 8:07pm
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    She's got an ass 2

  • 55 57
    Submitted by iDirtyDianaX on Sep 19, 10 at 2:45pm
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    Lol!!!

  • 49 85
    Submitted by CheezeDetector on Sep 16, 10 at 9:33pm
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    First 5 seconds counts the most !!!