He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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