Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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