He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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