I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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