shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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