I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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