But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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