I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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