Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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