Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
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so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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