I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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