Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
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Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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