Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
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Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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