I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
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Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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