Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
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He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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