Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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