: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
"it" just moved
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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