Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
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Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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