oh yo dawg das hilariuz this one time i was be fuckin dis ho with a shaved vag and her momma walk in da room with dis hairy bush and she be all like WHAAAA can i suck yo dick? and i was like oh ho u naaasty....Then we had a cup of tea, and she left peacefully after she shaved that shit.
ive found the answer a friend gives you when you have this convo can discipher a true friend test...best responses ive heard "of course your not pregger" and "youre not...but if you are id meet you at the top of a flight of stairs"
You probably are pregnant. And in 3 years, you will be on the Maury Povich show, running offstage, crying, after he's told the 7th guy you brought on ... "You are NOT the father."
ha ha i'm that friend thats like...no your not pregnant... you just randomly haven't had ur period in 8 months and u eat a lot thats why you look like a whale.. ps can I be the god mother?
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