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  • 53 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:04am

    hhahahha god i love living in the 425 redmond woodinville!

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:58am

    An unknown error has occurred

  • 47 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:13am

    Ha ha 6:05 a.m!! u think ur pregnant.. but tequila thinks otherwise

  • 45 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:41pm

    Don't have a condom? Anal. Think that hurts? Try having a kid.

  • 49 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:05am

    tequila and a long set of stairs. it wont hurt, and you wont remember.

  • 47 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:41pm

    4:36 replies " you're not pregnant....anymore."

  • 44 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:04pm

    you're not pregnant, stop saying that just because all you do is bitch and gain weight

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:47pm

    You're not pregnant, just getting chuuby and irritating.

  • 45 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:08pm

    oh yo dawg das hilariuz this one time i was be fuckin dis ho with a shaved vag and her momma walk in da room with dis hairy bush and she be all like WHAAAA can i suck yo dick? and i was like oh ho u naaasty....Then we had a cup of tea, and she left peacefully after she shaved that shit.

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:49pm

    pregnancy is a beautiful thing.

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:55pm

    4:36 has the cheapest available abortion method on the market. i suggest you give him a call.

  • 43 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:36pm

    I can make it true if you'd like. Just give me your address and I'll knee you in the uterus while you sleep.

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:18pm

    ive found the answer a friend gives you when you have this convo can discipher a true friend test...best responses ive heard "of course your not pregger" and "youre not...but if you are id meet you at the top of a flight of stairs"

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:40am

    hahah 6:05 and 11:13 tequila is probably the reason she got into that problem in the first place

  • 40 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:57pm

    Hahahahaha ommgggg 10:08 why did she say 'WHAAAA" The ending to your story is superb. And did you fuck the mother? Are you a true motherfucker?

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:12am

    ha ha i'm that friend thats like...no your not pregnant... you just randomly haven't had ur period in 8 months and u eat a lot thats why you look like a whale.. ps can I be the god mother?

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:00pm

    I'm the poster...for real.

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:10pm

    hahahahaa i love you 6:04

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:04pm

    You probably are pregnant. And in 3 years, you will be on the Maury Povich show, running offstage, crying, after he's told the 7th guy you brought on ... "You are NOT the father."

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:39pm

    4:36 is a good friend.

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:35pm

    im watching maury right now

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:35pm

    4:33 you make no sense

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:37pm

    It doesn't really work that way

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:35pm

    you are not pregnant.

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:51pm

    have coat hanger, will travel

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:13am

    12:54, please take the sand out of your vag and realize she's not looking for answers, she wants reassurance...been there

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:46pm

    you probably are pregnant... let 4:36 take care of it for you.

  • 32 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:54am

    How would your friend or anyone else you might text know whether or not you're pregnant? Unless this girl has her doctor's cell phone number.

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:53pm

    6:04 is speaking from experience

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:10pm

    I had an ultrasound today, and posted this on my exboyfriends facebook wall. his mother saw it and thought he got me pregnant.

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:28am

    1:13 she is pregnant

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:33pm

    You're not pregnant.

  • 32 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:33pm

    fake, pro's don't have doctor friends

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:46pm

    just be a good friend, and help me get this coat hanger up my vagina.

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:51pm

    isn't this what an ept is for?

  • 36 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:41pm

    youre not pregnant....but if you were...you would be saving alot on car insurance if you switched to geico..