So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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